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If I have learnt anything, it is that life forms no logical patterns. It...
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Ya know, if you treat every comic the way you treated me tonight, You...
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Egotism — usually just a case of mistaken nonentity.
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Those who restrain desire, do so because theirs is weak enough to be restrained.
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As far as the laws of mathematics refer to reality, they are not certain...
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If you were in a room with Kadaffi, Saddam Hussien, and John Sununu, and...
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Every great work, every great accomplishment, has been brought into manifestation through holding to...
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When I have been asked during these last weeks who caused the riots and...
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Blessed is he who speaks a kindness thrice blessed is he who repeats it.