Quote #26308
People love to admit they have bad handwriting or that they can’t do math....
Quote #11556
As long as people are going to call you a lunatic anyway, why not...
Quote #1172
If you choose not to live in a cluster, uh, dorm…
Quote #30962
An ass is but an ass, though laden with gold.
Quote #21615
Life has no other discipline to impose, if we would but realize it, than...
Quote #34049
It’s funny, to me, the way people refer to childbirth as a miraculous event....
Quote #34039
Any woman who thinks the way to a man’s heart is through his stomach...
Quote #29467
Empty your mind, be formless, shapeless–like water. Now you put water into a cup,...
Quote #2670
There are times when one would like to end the whole human race, and...
Quote #8853
Trying is the first step towards failure.