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If I have any beliefs about immortality, it is that certain dogs I have...
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He is as mad as a March hare.
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The problem with political jokes is they get elected.
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There are 1011 stars in the galaxy. That used to be a huge number....
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You get fifteen democrats in a room, and you get twenty opinions.
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If you have no confidence in self, you are twice defeated in the race...
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Flattery looks like friendship, just like a wolf looks like a dog.
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The only really happy folk are married women and single men.
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America, why are your libraries full of tears?
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Our wisdom comes usually from our experience, and our experience comes largely from our...