Quote #8148
A straw vote only shows which way the hot air blows.
Quote #29832
Think of what would happen to us in America if there were no humorists...
Quote #27299
The world will never have lasting peace so long as men reserve for war...
Quote #8247
America guarantees equal opportunity, not equal outcome.
Quote #9495
This is the best kind of voyeurism, hearing joy from your neighbors.
Quote #5810
Dreaming permits each and every one of us to be quietly and safely insane...
Quote #13696
Ideologies separate us. Dreams and anguish bring us together.
Quote #19405
The whole secret of existence is to have no fear. Never fear what will...
Quote #6652
Everybody likes a kidder, but nobody lends him money.
Quote #2765
Be wary of the man who urges an action in which he himself incurs...