Quote #19965
Content thyself to be obscurely good. When vice prevails, and impious men bear sway,...
Quote #27905
Spare no expense to make everything as economical as possible.
Quote #20579
Don’t tell your friends their social faults they will cure the fault and never...
Quote #767
A newspaper consists of just the same number of words, whether there be any...
Quote #24843
It’s hard to create humor because of the unfair competition from the real world.
Quote #4789
The chief business of the American people is business.
Quote #34079
If there is no God, who pops up the next Kleenex
Quote #24569
In endowing us with memory, nature has revealed to us a truth utterly unimaginable...
Quote #25211
Inanimate objects are classified scientifically into three major categories — those that don’t work,...
Quote #14829
True dignity is never gained by place, and never lost when honors are withdrawn