Quote #21669
Money is like manure. You have to spread it around or it smells.
Quote #19459
Mrs. Madeline Drake This is all my fault. Pyro Actually they discovered that it’s...
Quote #31253
Happiness is not in the mere possession of money it lies in the joy...
Quote #2793
Living with a conscience is like driving a car with the brakes on.
Quote #27046
You start out giving your hat, then you give your coat, then your shirt,...
Quote #3086
The pencil sharpener is about as far as I have ever got in operating...
Quote #5822
If you would stand well with a great mind, leave him with a favorable...
Quote #13097
The agenda of the roadblock is the philosophy of the stop sign.
Quote #7617
One of the greatest pains to human nature is the pain of a new...
Quote #32833
Chaotic action is preferable to orderly inaction.