Quote #6767
Think of what would happen to us in America if there were no humorists;...
Quote #6707
The only way to entertain some folks is to listen to them.
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Through his mastery of storytelling techniques, he has managed to separate his character, in...
Quote #25323
The truth that survives is simply the lie that is pleasantest to believe.
Quote #18591
I believe that unarmed truth and unconditional love will have the final word in...
Quote #23079
When once a man has made celebrity necessary to his happiness, he has put...
Quote #25493
80 percent of the balls that don’t reach the hole, don’t go in.
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In science one tries to tell people, in such a way as to be...
Quote #27224
If anyone attempts to hall down the American flag shoot him on the spot.
Quote #20204
Look abroad through Nature’s range, Nature’s mighty law is change.