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Humor is something that thrives between man’s aspirations and his limitations. There is more...
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At least two-thirds of our miseries spring from human stupidity, human malice and those...
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Canada will be a strong country when Canadians of all provinces feel at home...
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Cleo McDowell Look… me and the McDonald’s people got this little misunderstanding. See, they’re...
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If I knew what I was so anxious about, I wouldn’t be so anxious.
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When critics disagree the artist is in accord with himself.
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When I hear the word “culture” I reach for my gun.
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Money is the root of all evil, and yet it is such a useful...
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Falling Doesn’t Make You a Failure, Staying Down Does.