Quote #183
I could prove God statistically.
Quote #28991
I like bubbles and the whole thing. That’s the fun of taking a bath....
Quote #24950
Never let the future disturb you. You will meet it, if you have to,...
Quote #33797
If theres one thing I know its God does love a good joke.
Quote #20245
One should believe in marriage as in the immortality of the soul.
Quote #11622
I see young men, my townsmen, whose misfortune it is to have inherited farms,...
Quote #26766
The great successful men of the world have used their imagination…they think ahead and...
Quote #29434
Fortunate indeed, is the man who takes exactly the right measure of himself, and...
Quote #31530
To take the measure of oneself by reference to one’s colleagues leads to envy...
Quote #29832
Think of what would happen to us in America if there were no humorists...