Quote #3978
If we were not all so interested in ourselves, life would be so uninteresting...
Quote #9039
There are certain themes of which the interest is all-absorbing, but which are too...
Quote #23750
Differences in political opinion are as unavoidable as, to a certain point, they may...
Quote #9957
Ya know, if you treat every comic the way you treated me tonight, You...
Quote #33687
It is not these well-fed long-haired men that I fear, but the pale and...
Quote #34896
I can endure my own despair, but not another’s hope.
Quote #2302
Confession is good for the soul only in the sense that a tweed coat...
Quote #30995
Man stands in his own shadow and wonders why it’s dark.
Quote #31712
Memory is a man’s real possession…In nothing else is he rich, in nothing else...
Quote #10354
Remember, the greatest gift is not found in a store nor under a tree,...