Quote #406
Politeness is one half good nature and the other half good lying.
Quote #10064
What we say and what we do ultimately comes back to us so let...
Quote #3044
The income tax has made liars out of more Americans than golf.
Quote #1111
Anything too stupid to be said is sung.
Quote #26138
God don’t make no mistakes. That’s how He got to be God.
Quote #9796
What seest thou else In the dark backward and abysm of time?
Quote #12712
Failure is unimportant. It takes courage to make a fool of yourself.
Quote #20782
The most likely way for the world to be destroyed, most experts agree, is...
Quote #24542
Nonsense is so good only because common sense is so limited.
Quote #2462
The avoidance of taxes is the only pursuit that carries any reward.