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A dramatic critic is a man who leaves no turn unstoned.
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Some people weave burlap into the fabric of our lives, and some weave gold...
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Death comes to all But great achievements raise a monument Which shall endure until...
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Perpetual devotion to what a man calls his business, is only to be sustained...
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We may pretend that we’re basically moral people who make mistakes, but the whole...
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The wise are instructed by reason; ordinary minds by experience; the stupid, by necessity;...
Quote #10535
Our constitution works. Our great republic is a government of laws, not of men.
Quote #34496
Illegitimacy is something we should talk about in terms of not having it.
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Confidence is the sexiest thing a woman can have. It’s much sexier than any...
Quote #9957
Ya know, if you treat every comic the way you treated me tonight, You...