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To profit from good advice requires more wisdom than to give it.
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Man does not live by words alone, despite the fact that sometimes he has...
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You cannot live a perfect day without doing something for someone who will never...
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Ya know, if you treat every comic the way you treated me tonight, You...
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If heaven is going to be full of people like Hardie, well, the Almighty...
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If every day is an awakening, you will never grow old. You will just...
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We’re going to have the best-educated American people in the world.
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Faint heart never won true friend. O my friend, may it come to pass,...
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My father and he had one of those English friendships which begin by avoiding...