Quote #25771
If you can’t make it better, you can laugh at it.
Quote #2532
Philosophy is to the real world as masturbation is to sex.
Quote #27852
If Thomas Edison invented electric light today, Dan Rather would report it on CBS...
Quote #14597
He played the king as if afraid someone else would play the ace.
Quote #27253
Much unhappiness has come into the world because of bewilderment and things left unsaid.
Quote #6706
Men are not against you; they are merely for themselves.
Quote #30704
Human beings are perhaps never more frightening than when they are convinced beyond doubt...
Quote #5622
The place where optimism most flourishes is the lunatic asylum.
Quote #25118
A man is a little soul carrying around a courpse.
Quote #27115
There is one safeguard known generally to the wise, which is an advantage and...