Quote #21919
A sense of humor is a major defense against minor troubles.
Quote #31079
I laugh, I love, I hope, I try I hurt, I need, I fear,...
Quote #30121
The incomparable stupidity of life teaches us to love our parents divine philosophy teaches...
Quote #651
I used to wake up at 4 A.M. and start sneezing, sometimes for five...
Quote #28732
What feeling is so nice as a child’s hand in yours So small, so...
Quote #38
When dealing with the insane, the best method is to pretend to be sane.
Quote #2888
Education is the process of casting false pearls before real swine.
Quote #33065
One cool judgment is worth a dozen hasty councils. The thing to do is...
Quote #25307
Whoever wants to know the heart and mind of America had better learn baseball.
Quote #2641
In the first place, God made idiots. That was for practice. Then he made...