Quote #19351
Communism is like prohibition, it’s a good idea but it won’t work.
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Men occasionally stumble on the truth, but most of them pick themselves up and...
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There are two things I know about life… Only the good die young but...
Quote #12495
I think of football as a sport the way ducks think of hunting as...
Quote #5337
Experience: that most brutal of teachers. But you learn, my God do you learn.
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O, beware, my lord, of jealousy It is the green-eyed monster which doth mock...
Quote #13486
By means of shrewd lies, unremittingly repeated, it is possible to make people believe...
Quote #6940
The argument is at an end.
Quote #32368
Friends are those rare people who ask how you are and then wait for...
Quote #9873
Ya know, if you treated every comic the way you treated me tonight. You...