Quote #381
Sex is a bad thing because it rumples the clothes.
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He was guilty of nothing, except that he earned his own fortune and never...
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Your intellect may be confused, but your emotions will never lie to you.
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When I can no longer bear to think of the victims of broken homes,...
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I still believe in liberalism today as much as I ever did, but, oh,...
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Knowledge and personality make doubt possible, but knowledge is also the cure of doubt;...
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The difficult child is the child who is unhappy. He is at war with...
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There has never been a perfect government, because men have passions and if they...
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Tommy Richard, who’s your favorite little rascal Alfalfa or is it Spanky
Quote #31127
Calamity is the test of integrity.