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Never lose sight of this important truth, that no one can be truly great...
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You must have been warned against letting the golden hours slip by. Yes, but...
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One of the symptoms of an approaching nervous breakdown is the belief that one’s...
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I stopped believing in Santa Claus when my mother took me to see him...
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What do you do when the only person who can make you stop crying...
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Jack was out kissing babies while I was out passing bills. Someone had to...
Quote #328
Anybody remotely interesting is mad, in some way or another.
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Class has a sense of humor. It knows that a good laugh is the...
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No man is so perfect, so necessary to his friends, as to give them...
Quote #5280
Paranoia is a finer scale of reality.