Quote #143
What happens to the hole when the cheese is gone?
Quote #9873
Ya know, if you treated every comic the way you treated me tonight. You...
Quote #34210
Pleasure is a by-product of doing something that is worth doing. Therefore, do not...
Quote #950
Seek not for fresher founts afar, Just drop you bucket where you are.
Quote #31482
Feelings of worth can flourish only in an atmosphere where individual differences are appreciated,...
Quote #31795
We are certain that there is forgiveness, because there is a Gospel, and the...
Quote #12691
The Constitution only guarantees the American people the right to pursue happiness. You have...
Quote #27229
Honolulu, it’s got everything. Sand for the children, sun for the wife, sharks for...
Quote #42
All phone calls are obscene.
Quote #30755
Any woman who has a career and a family automatically develops something in the...