Quote #3100
The enemy came. He was beaten. I am tired. Goodnight.
Quote #438
Being an old maid is like death by drowning, a really delightful sensation after...
Quote #24819
The true recipe for a miserable existence is to quarrel with Providence.
Quote #25865
Whenever you want to marry someone, go have lunch with his ex-wife.
Quote #31243
The smaller the understanding of the situation, the more pretentious the form of expression.
Quote #30991
It is always easier to ask forgiveness than permission.
Quote #18093
Slang is a language that rolls up its sleeves, spits on its hands and...
Quote #29076
One path alone leads to a life of peace The path of virtue.
Quote #19461
Pyro You know all those dangerous mutants you hear about in the news –...
Quote #16788
We are made wise not by the recollection of our past, but by the...