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Being an old maid is like death by drowning, a really delightful sensation after...
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The guy with the biggest stomach will be the first to take off his...
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The future is much like the present, only longer.
Quote #22657
In the morning be first up, and in the evening last to go to...
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Government is like a baby. An alimentary canal with a big appetite at one...
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He was so narrow-minded he could see through a keyhole with two eyes.
Quote #716
A slipping gear in your M203 grenade launcher can cause it to fire when...
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There was a disturbance in my heart, a voice that spoke there and said,...
Quote #22199
Even as the cell is the unit of the organic body, so the family...
Quote #21248
Every man ought to be inquisitive through every hour of his great adventure down...