Quote #3872
Poets have been mysteriously silent on the subject of cheese.
Quote #29581
If I had to choose, I would rather have birds than airplanes.
Quote #30401
I’m disappointed, but I’m not going to run around like Dennis Rodman and head-butt...
Quote #16388
Courage in danger is half the battle.
Quote #1826
England has forty-two religions and only two sauces.
Quote #19549
The more money an American accumulates, the less interesting he becomes.
Quote #11522
Being a woman is a terribly difficult task since it consists principally in dealing...
Quote #4393
This only is denied to God: the power to undo the past.
Quote #33043
The only thing dumber than a pitcher is two pitchers.
Quote #5527
No matter how smart you are, you spend most of your day being an...