Quote #6861
Beware of the young doctor and the old barber.
Quote #4700
You cannot run away from a weakness; you must sometimes fight it out or...
Quote #12334
A friend is one who knows you and loves you just the same.
Quote #11639
The one bonus of not lifting the ban on gays in the military is...
Quote #31625
Baloney is the unvarnished lie laid on so thick you hate it. Blarney is...
Quote #10802
Do what nobody else can do for you. Omit to do anything else.
Quote #14936
From their experience or from the recorded experience of others (history), men learn only...
Quote #407
Ever notice that Soup For One is eight aisles away from Party Mix?
Quote #6398
Attempt easy tasks as if they were difficult, and difficult as if they were...
Quote #12866
There are only two kinds of people who are really fascinating: people who know...