Quote #2591
Marriage is a wonderful institution, but who would want to live in an institution.
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Good breeding consists of concealing how much we think of ourselves and how little...
Quote #4085
If people let government decide what foods they eat and what medicines they take,...
Quote #27000
I’ll play it first and tell you what it is later.
Quote #26631
Possession is eleven points in the law.
Quote #8478
Since the dawn of time there have been those among us who have been...
Quote #15832
A superstition is a premature explanation that overstays its time.
Quote #10896
A marriage is always made up of two people who are prepared to swear...
Quote #12594
A politician is an arse upon which everybody has sat except a man
Quote #14104
Life is like a coin. You can spend it any way you wish, but...