Quote #25404
I was court-martialled in my absence, and sentenced to death in my absence, so...
Quote #20067
An alcoholic is someone you don’t like who drinks as much as you do.
Quote #23953
There ain’t no such thing as a free lunch.
Quote #4203
My Karma ran over your dogma.
Quote #8259
People say that life is the thing, but I prefer reading.
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About the time we think we can make ends meet, somebody moves the ends.
Quote #33163
Every political good carried to the extreme must be productive of evil.
Quote #30406
Beware the politically obsessed. They are often bright and interesting, but they have something...
Quote #6590
I know not if I was then a man dreaming I was a butterfly,...
Quote #21218
Imagination was given to man to compensate him for what he is not a...