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Throw out an alarming alarm clock. If the ring is loud and strident, you’re...
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“Familiarity breeds contempt – and children.
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When I retire I’m going to spend my evenings by the fireplace going through...
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What the heart has once owned and had, it shall never lose.
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Better a mouse in the pot than no meat at all.
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I had a terrible education. I attended a school for emotionally disturbed teachers.
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Humor can be dissected as a frog can, but the thing dies in the...
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The most likely way for the world to be destroyed, most experts agree, is...
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The scars you acquire by exercising courage, Will never make you feel inferior.