Quote #34043
They’re slobbery and they’re whiney and they look at you just like they could...
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Family means too much, Friends are too valuable, And life is too short, To...
Quote #31349
One of these days in your travels, a guy is going to come up...
Quote #16405
My father always used to say that when you die, if you’ve got five...
Quote #26380
The problem with political jokes is they get elected.
Quote #19010
The man who dies rich dies disgraced.
Quote #5671
The people I distrust most are those who want to improve our lives but...
Quote #33234
It doesn’t matter if a cat is black or white, so long as it...
Quote #2224
Life is nothing but a competition to be the criminal rather than the victim.
Quote #547
They say that women talk too much. If you have worked in congress you...