Quote #4730
Wait until it is night before saying that it has been a fine day.
Quote #12740
Give neither advice nor salt, until you are asked for it.
Quote #8807
…For the unquiet heart and brain, A use in measured language lies.
Quote #23875
There is still no cure for the common birthday.
Quote #31833
No matter what happens, there’s always somebody who knew it would
Quote #9456
The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind.
Quote #11190
A good resolution is like an old horse, which is often saddled but rarely...
Quote #13321
They wanted facts. Facts! They demanded facts from him, as if facts could explain...
Quote #13000
Humor is a rubber sword–it allows you to make a point without drawing blood.
Quote #2180
If all the cars in the United States were placed end to end, it...