Quote #3007
God invented whiskey to keep the Irish from ruling the world.
Quote #2290
Come quickly, I am tasting stars!
Quote #29036
If you don’t appreciate it, you don’t deserve it.
Quote #13774
Where all men think alike, no one thinks very much.
Quote #18131
And virtue, though in rags, will keep me warm.
Quote #12884
Sunshine is delicious, rain is refreshing, wind braces up, and snow is exhilarating; there...
Quote #34791
Never tell a man you can read him through and through most people prefer...
Quote #22510
You see these bums, you know, blowing up campuses … storming around about this...
Quote #2533
If only it was as easy to banish hunger by rubbing the belly as...
Quote #1584
We call them dumb animals, and so they are, for they cannot tell us...