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Come to think of it, there are already a million monkeys on a million...
Quote #15660
Sometimes I think the surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe...
Quote #24819
The true recipe for a miserable existence is to quarrel with Providence.
Quote #1973
Sleep is an eight-hour peep show of infantile erotica.
Quote #4987
I learned this, at least, by my experiment; that if one advances confidently in...
Quote #21282
Why has government been instituted at all Because the passions of men will not...
Quote #3207
Mr. Gates is up to his eyeballs in his knowledge of this stuff.
Quote #27710
A great pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do.
Quote #25851
The Constitution of the United States is not a mere lawyers’ document it is...
Quote #31326
Love is an attachment to another self. Humor is a form of self-detachment —...