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Dying is one of the few things that can be done as easily lying...
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I am not in this world to live up to other people’s expectations, nor...
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Santa Claus has the right idea; visit people once a year.
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Coincidences are spiritual puns.
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A fanatic is one compelled to action by the need to find a strong...
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I have not seen a person who loved virtue, or one who hated what...
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The only “ism” Hollywood believes in is plagiarism.
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The mellow sweetness of pumpkin pie off a prison spoon is something you will...
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Most human beings have an almost infinite capacity for taking things for granted.
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I’ve analyzed the best I can … and I have not found an impeachable...