Quote #14159
The trouble with jogging is that the ice falls out of your glass.
Quote #2688
Son, in war times it is not safe to think unless one travels with...
Quote #26508
The people who think Tiny Tim is strange are the same ones who think...
Quote #10895
An education was a bit like a communicable sexual disease. It made you unsuitable...
Quote #22274
To confine our attention to terrestrial matters would be to limit the human spirit.
Quote #19044
We are no longer happy as soon as we wish to be happier.
Quote #27477
Failing doesn’t make you a failure. Giving up, accepting your failure, refusing to try...
Quote #29165
The First Amendment is often inconvenient. But that is besides the point. Inconvenience does...
Quote #24915
Things that have a common quality ever quickly seek their kind.
Quote #30787
You have to kiss a lot of toads before you find a handsome prince.