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‘Who are you and how did you get in here’ ‘I’m a locksmith. And,...
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Some things are so completely ludicrous that a man must laugh or die. To...
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Sometimes it pays to stay in bed in Monday, rather than spending the rest...
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At least two-thirds of our miseries spring from human stupidity, human malice and those...
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There are two ways of spreading light to be the candle or the mirror...
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To like and dislike the same things, that is indeed true friendship.
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Could Hamlet have been written by a committee, or the Mona Lisa painted by...
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Women upset everything. When you let them into your life, you find that the...
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This is my simple religion. There is no need for temples; no need for...
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If you want to have the rainbow, Then sometimes you’re gonna have to deal...