Quote #4668
A fat paunch never breeds fine thoughts.
Quote #19217
Want to make your computer go really fast Throw it out a window.
Quote #611
Truth is always exciting. Speak it, then, Life is dull without it.
Quote #12165
So, rather than appear foolish afterward, I renounce seeming clever now.
Quote #515
My husband said he wanted to have a relationship with a redhead, so I...
Quote #8314
When I am asked, “What do you think of our audience?” I answer, “I...
Quote #34601
One thing is clear to me. You cant know everything youd like to know....
Quote #17524
Education is the movement from darkness to light.
Quote #12182
Reader, suppose you were an idiot. And suppose you were a member of Congress....
Quote #3826
Let us so live that when we come to die even the undertaker will...