Quote #5726
The past is but the past of a beginning.
Quote #28032
Life is like a dogsled team. If you ain’t the lead dog, the scenery...
Quote #7908
You must not think me necessarily foolish because I am facetious, nor will I...
Quote #17355
Anecdotes and maxims are rich treasures to the man of the world, for he...
Quote #17186
Virtue does not come from wealth, but. . . wealth, and every other good...
Quote #10365
You have delighted us long enough.
Quote #16836
To laugh often and much to win the respect of intelligent people and the...
Quote #21804
So you think that money is the root of all evil. Have you ever...
Quote #21502
History is more or less bunk. It’s tradition. We don’t want tradition. We want...
Quote #139
Laughter is the shortest distance between two people.