Quote #34113
Comedy is nothing more than tragedy deferred.
Quote #32789
I try to make everyone’s day just a little more surreal.
Quote #32425
Follow the habit of asking, ‘How do you know’ Never accept opinions as facts....
Quote #20423
Life should begin with age and its privileges and accumulations, and end with youth...
Quote #30189
In every man’s heart there is a secret nerve that answers to the vibration...
Quote #13818
Modesty is a vastly overrated virtue.
Quote #3927
Oh, what a tangled web we weave when first we practice to believe.
Quote #26891
There are no athiests in foxholes.
Quote #12051
In general, the greater the understanding, the greater the delusion: the more intelligent, the...
Quote #10440
Comedy is simply a funny way of being serious.