Quote #25707
Having children is like having a bowling alley installed in your brain.
Quote #19845
Originality is the art of concealing your source.
Quote #3210
We make a living by what we get, we make a life by what...
Quote #28570
The reasonable man adapts himself to the world the unreasonable one persists in trying...
Quote #33007
Punctuality is the thief of time.
Quote #11581
Humor is emotional chaos remembered in tranquility.
Quote #28051
Silence is argument carried out by other means.
Quote #381
Sex is a bad thing because it rumples the clothes.
Quote #13614
Think not forever of yourselves, O Chiefs, nor of your own generation. Think of...
Quote #23761
Where it is duty to worship the sun, it is pretty sure to be...