Quote #14276
You are not angry with people when you laugh at them. Humor teaches them...
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In seven different Scriptures God has dogmatically stated ‘build all things according to the...
Quote #6262
The poor on the borderline of starvation live purposeful lives. To be engaged in...
Quote #653
Our constitution protects aliens, drunks and U.S. Senators.
Quote #26937
Lasciate ogni speranza voi ch’entrate. (Abandon all hope, all ye who enter here)
Quote #12998
Humanity is composed but of two categories, the invalids and the nurses.
Quote #10775
Golf is a game whose aim is to hit a very small ball into...
Quote #13306
None are so busy as the fool and knave.
Quote #14587
A specification that will not fit on one page of 8.5×11 inch paper cannot...
Quote #1948
Creator: a comedian whose audience is afraid to laugh.