Quote #34303
A kleptomaniac is a person who helps himself because he can’t help himself.
Quote #25038
I married beneath me. All women do.
Quote #2098
Television is more interesting than people. If it were not, we would have people...
Quote #5084
Never underestimate your own ignorance.
Quote #1980
The history of saints is mainly the history of insane people.
Quote #31551
Never cut a tree down in the wintertime. Never make a negative decision in...
Quote #13658
To know when to be generous and when to be firm — this is...
Quote #1897
Wife: a former sweetheart.
Quote #21092
If you want a symbolic gesture, don’t burn the flag wash it.
Quote #26179
Love is life. And if you miss love, you miss life.