Quote #2709
Marriage is not merely sharing the fettucini, but sharing the burden of finding the...
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About the rhinoceros Here is an animal with a hide two feet think and...
Quote #24741
A prosperous fool is a grievous burden.
Quote #23521
Man’s great misfortune is that he has no organ, no kind of eyelid or...
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There are people who, instead of listening to what is being said to them,...
Quote #9427
There is no gravity. The earth sucks.
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It is better to be a beggar than ignorant; for a beggar only wants...
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And I said to the one who stood at the gate of the year,...
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Life is often compared to a marathon, but I think it is more like...
Quote #22920
I love Mickey Mouse more than any woman I’ve ever known.