Quote #18088
A baby is God’s opinion that life should go on.
Quote #11624
Happiness is not a reward – it is a consequence. Suffering is not a...
Quote #15397
Sin has many tools, but a lie is the handle which fits them all.
Quote #28236
I think somebody should come up with a way to breed a very large...
Quote #32559
A three-year-old child is a being who gets almost as much fun out of...
Quote #26121
I’ll tell you why I like the cigarette business. It cost a penny to...
Quote #4330
Never say that marriage has more of joy than pain.
Quote #31174
The first time I see a jogger smiling, I’ll consider it.
Quote #34430
Another such victory over the Romans, and we are undone.
Quote #31785
When you say Yes, say it quickly. But always take a half hour to...