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You have brains in your head. You have feet in your shoes. You can...
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I never lecture, not because I am shy or a bad speaker, but simply...
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Physics is to math what sex is to masturbation.
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A bore is a man who, when you ask him how he is, tells...
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Eternity. It is the sea mingled with the sun.
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Opportunities are usually disguised as hard work, so most people don’t recognize them.
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Whatever is begun in anger ends in shame.
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Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side, a dark side,...
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History teaches us that men and nations behave wisely once they have exhausted all...
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The best way to keep children home is to make the home atmosphere pleasant–and...