Quote #5094
Nobody ever died of laughter.
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An appeaser is one who feeds a crocodile – hoping it will eat him...
Quote #25524
My way of joking is to tell the truth. It’s the funniest joke in...
Quote #23624
If a man knows not what harbour he seeks, any wind is the right...
Quote #15105
Troubles are often the tools God fashions us for better things.
Quote #33106
Though I am grateful for the blessings of wealth, it hasn’t changed who I...
Quote #26474
Don’t ever take a fence down until you know the reason why it was...
Quote #2951
I have always loved truth so passionately that I have often resorted to lying...
Quote #28263
I wish scientists would come up with a way to make dogs a lot...
Quote #32040
While there’s life, there’s hope.