Quote #24843
It’s hard to create humor because of the unfair competition from the real world.
Quote #29898
Remember your past mistakes just long enough to profit by them.
Quote #18176
If thou are a master, be sometimes blind if a servant, sometimes deaf.
Quote #21630
An education isn’t how much you have committed to memory, or even how much...
Quote #16633
No one should ever sit in this office over 70 years old, and that...
Quote #9868
Repetition does not transform a lie into a truth.
Quote #9500
An honest man can feel no pleasure in the exercise of power over his...
Quote #4843
Cats are intended to teach us that not everything in nature has a function.
Quote #22915
It’s kind of fun to do the impossible.
Quote #32327
The only bad thing about keeping on burning your bridges Behind you, is that...