Quote #545
I wish the government would put a tax on pianos for the incompetent.
Quote #20335
Human subtelty will never devise an invention more beautiful, more simple or more direct...
Quote #9292
Every day brings a chance for you to draw in a breath, kick off...
Quote #15504
I find, by experience, that the mind and the body are more than married,...
Quote #26624
The greatest lesson in life is to know that even fools are right sometimes.
Quote #26975
There is no nonsense so gross that society will not, at some time, make...
Quote #30945
Use your enemy’s hand to catch a snake.
Quote #18602
T-Bird You know, Lake Eerie actually caught on fire once from all the crap...
Quote #17533
Never cut what you can untie.
Quote #20958
To-morrow, and to-morrow, and to-morrow, Creeps in this petty pace from day to day...