Quote #23169
Don’t stay long when the husband is not at home.
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The reason there is so little crime in Germany is that it’s against the...
Quote #30970
You can outdistance that which is running after you, but not what is running...
Quote #10711
If you want to get laid, go to college. If you want an education,...
Quote #18765
Wisdom stands at the turn in the road and calls upon us publicly, but...
Quote #11602
Chastity is the greatest form of perversion.
Quote #12744
Life happens too fast for you ever to think about it. If you could...
Quote #4938
Frailty, thy name is woman!
Quote #2475
My toughest fight was with my first wife.
Quote #19959
What sunshine is to flowers, smiles are to humanity. These are but trifles, to...