Quote #21723
Chase after truth like hell and you’ll free yourself, even though you never touch...
Quote #18490
Happy You know my girlfriend is dead. She fell off a cliff and died...
Quote #17085
Love is everything it’s cracked up to beIt really is worth fighting for, being...
Quote #2757
God made everything out of nothing, but the nothingness shows through.
Quote #34757
Continuous unremitting darkness has been known to send some people into an emotional tailspin,...
Quote #18111
The same stream of life that runs through my veins night and day runs...
Quote #9873
Ya know, if you treated every comic the way you treated me tonight. You...
Quote #16627
Oh, that lovely title, ex-president.
Quote #23280
There are two ways of exerting one’s strength one is pushing down, the other...
Quote #7374
The brightest crowns that are worn in heaven have been tried, and smelted, and...