Quote #10504
Ignore the awful times, and concentrate on the good ones.
Quote #20785
A thief believes everybody steals.
Quote #27623
Generally when there’s a lot of smoke…there’s just a whole lot more smoke.
Quote #23756
The whole object of comedy is to be yourself and the closer you get...
Quote #23026
Hell is a half-filled auditorium.
Quote #3167
Misery acquaints a man with strange bedfellows.
Quote #31644
You can sort of be married, you can sort of be divorced, you can...
Quote #33084
But I have always liked bird dogs better than kennel-fed dogs myself–you know, one...
Quote #20811
Alas, poor Yorick I knew him Horatio, a fellow of infinite jest, of most...
Quote #21435
It is better to be happy for a moment and be burned up with...