Quote #6327
Eternity is a mere moment, just long enough for a joke.
Quote #33043
The only thing dumber than a pitcher is two pitchers.
Quote #31890
A large volume of adventures may be grasped within this little span of life,...
Quote #32787
If your professor wrote it, it’s as near to the truth as you ever...
Quote #7899
All is in the hands of man. Therefore wash them often.
Quote #16154
The love of retirement has in all ages adhered closely to those minds which...
Quote #14442
If you would attain to what you are not yet, you must always be...
Quote #9629
When you point to the moon, what do you see in front of your...
Quote #30457
If you bungle raising your children, I don’t think whatever else you do matters.
Quote #6669
“The “haves” and “have nots” can be traced back to the “dids” and “did...