Quote #23284
If they give you lined paper, write the other way.
Quote #22122
It is bad to be oppressed by a minority, but it is worse to...
Quote #22563
It is an old habit with theologians to beat the living with the bones...
Quote #5696
We must learn to live together as brothers or perish together as fools.
Quote #26413
The most wasted day of all is that on which we have not laughed.
Quote #11523
An American Monkey after getting drunk on Brandy would never touch it again, and...
Quote #6228
He who fights with monsters might take care lest he thereby become a monster....
Quote #33070
Once lead this people into war and they will forget there ever was such...
Quote #32675
All persons, living or dead, are purely coincidental, and should not be construed.
Quote #20583
There is one thing that matters — to set a chime of words tinkling...